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1 Guy 1 Jar

1 Guy 1 Jar

Regular price $30.00
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This isn't just a shirt—it's a walking monument to internet culture's beautiful cycle of theft and redistribution. Our design team (two sleep-deprived interns with Reddit addictions) has carefully curated the most iconic memes from the darkest corners of the internet and slapped them onto premium cotton that's almost certainly ethically sourced from somewhere.

Each shirt features designs that have been screenshot, reposted, compressed, and shared so many times that claiming ownership is like trying to copyright your mom.

We're just the middlemen in this digital ecosystem of borrowed creativity—charging you real money for images that have been freely available online since dial-up was a thing.

Perfect for virtual meetings where you need to silently communicate "I understand references" without actually speaking. Wear it to family gatherings to confuse relatives or to coffee shops to identify fellow keyboard warriors in the wild.

FEATURES:

100% cotton (we think)
Machine washable (results may vary)
Designs guaranteed to be outdated approximately 37 minutes after purchase
Conversation starter with strangers who "get it"
Conversation ender with anyone over 40

Remember: in buying this shirt, you're not just supporting our shameless business model—you're participating in the grand tradition of internet culture: taking something that isn't yours and wearing it with unearned confidence.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S 46.4 67.6 41.3
M 51.4 71.1 45
L 55.9 74.6 48.3
XL 61 78.1 52
2XL 66 80.3 55.3
3XL 70.5 82.6 59
4XL 75.6 85 62.6
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