How Dare You? - Greta Thunberg

Welcome to the clothing equivalent of your uncle's Facebook feed. These shirts don't just cross the line—they don't even acknowledge it exists.

Each design features the most divisive political imagery we could find on THAT image board and Telegram groups, carefully removed from any context that might make them defensible in polite society.

We've transformed the most unhinged political memes into wearable hot takes that guarantee uncomfortable Thanksgiving conversations.

Perfect for triggering both sides simultaneously or getting yourself uninvited from family functions. Each shirt comes pre-loaded with plausible deniability: "It's just a meme, bro" – your new mantra when someone inevitably asks what the hell you're wearing.

FEATURES:

✔ 100% cotton (we think)
✔ Machine washable (results may vary)
✔ Designs guaranteed to be outdated approximately 37 minutes after purchase
✔ Conversation starter with strangers who "get it"
✔ Conversation ender with anyone over 40

DISCLAIMER:

We accept no responsibility for the friendships ruined, dating prospects destroyed, or employment opportunities lost while wearing these shirts. But hey, at least you'll go viral for a day – which is basically all anyone wants from politics these days anyway.

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