Martin Luther King Jr on Lorraine Motel

History isn't written by the winners anymore—it's worn by whoever can find the wildest images on image boards. Our new collection features historical figures and moments so poorly contextualized they'd make your high school teacher retire on the spot.

Each shirt showcases carefully selected historical images that hover in that perfect sweet spot: recognizable enough to seem intellectual, obscure enough that no one can confidently call you out on the inaccuracies. Ancient battles, notorious dictators, and revolutionary moments—all reduced to fashion statements without the burden of actual understanding.

Perfect for confidently mispronouncing names of historical figures at parties or nodding knowingly when someone mentions "that war." Nothing says "I get my historical knowledge exclusively from YouTube video essays and podcast thumbnails" like wearing the face of a controversial historical figure with zero explanation.

These shirts come pre-loaded with conversation-killing abilities when someone asks, "Do you actually know who that is?" Just respond with "It's more complicated than mainstream history suggests" and walk away dramatically.

FEATURES:

✔ 100% cotton (we think)
✔ Machine washable (results may vary)
✔ Designs guaranteed to be outdated approximately 37 minutes after purchase
✔ Conversation starter with strangers who "get it"
✔ Conversation ender with anyone over 40

WARNING:

May be mistaken for genuine political statements in certain regions. We accept no responsibility for the assumptions made about your knowledge of geopolitics while wearing images of obscure border disputes or failed coup attempts. Remember—it's not propaganda if it's vintage enough to look cool.

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