Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball

Congratulations on achieving peak cultural assimilation! Our Pop Culture collection lets you broadcast your carefully curated personality type: Consumer of Popular Media™.

Each shirt features whatever character, show, or franchise currently occupies the most real estate in your recommended feeds. We've captured the essence of being culturally relevant without the hassle of developing original thoughts—just screenshots of whatever everyone else is watching, talking about, or obsessively theorizing over online.

Perfect for silently communicating "I understand the reference" without having to engage in actual conversation. These shirts do the personality-having for you! Simply point to your chest when someone mentions a popular show and receive immediate validation for recognizing the same things as everyone else.

Nothing says "I form my identity around trending entertainment properties" like wearing the face of a fictional character whose entire storyline you've explained to people who didn't ask. These shirts turn "I watched that too!" into a fashion statement.

FEATURES:

✔ 100% cotton (we think)
✔ Machine washable (results may vary)
✔ Designs guaranteed to be outdated approximately 37 minutes after purchase
✔ Conversation starter with strangers who "get it"
✔ Conversation ender with anyone over 40

BONUS FEATURE:

Each design comes meticulously timed to the content cycle—arrive just late enough that everyone already knows what it is, but just early enough that you can still claim to have been "into it before it got mainstream." The sweet spot of pop culture consumption!

WARNING:

May become embarrassingly outdated between ordering and delivery. We recommend keeping up with cancellations, controversies, and plot twists to avoid awkwardly supporting characters who turned out to be villains in the season finale everyone's already forgotten about.

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