A Clockwork Orange

Who needs original content when you can wear the greatest hits of Movies & TV without paying those pesky licensing fees? This collection features scenes and quotes that studios spent millions to create, and we spent minutes to screenshot.

From obscure cult classics to blockbusters everyone pretends they saw before they were cool, these shirts let you broadcast your personality as "person who watches things"—without the hassle of developing actual character traits.

Each design has been lovingly cropped from questionable streaming sites with just enough alteration to keep our legal team from having a complete breakdown. The result? Plausible deniability wrapped in (most likely) 100% cotton.

Wear one to film festivals to silently challenge self-proclaimed cinephiles. Sport it at premieres where the actual creators can see you not paying for their intellectual property. It’s not piracy—it’s fashion.

FEATURES:

✔ 100% cotton (we think)
✔ Machine washable (results may vary)
✔ Designs guaranteed to be outdated approximately 37 minutes after purchase
✔ Conversation starter with strangers who "get it"
✔ Conversation ender with anyone over 40

REMEMBER:

When someone asks if that's from that one show, just say "it's an homage" with enough confidence that they question their understanding of copyright law. Because nothing says "I appreciate art" like wearing it without compensating its creators.